Slogans For The Eighties

February, 1984

Fubar is one of my best buddies, but he never gets the word. I try to help him. Ruth, his ex-wife, tries to help him. Even his kids try to help him. But Fubar just doesn't understand the times. For a man of 35, he's retarded. No wonder he never gets laid. He worries too much, and he doesn't know how to deal with women."I guess I just do everything wrong," Fubar said the other night. We were having a few beers in a singles bar. He was wearing an aloha shirt and puka shells and Levi's. H...