New Olympic Events

July, 1984

Sure, there's the thrill of victory. Sure, there's the agony of defeat. But where are the laughs? The special effects? The nude scenes? Are the 1984 Olympic Summer Games really being held in L.A., or what? We found it very hard to believe that these Olympics weren't going to include some Tinseltown hanky-panky. Sure enough, Lenny Kleinfeld had just come into possession of a secret briefing book that listed the brand-new traditional sports you'll be seeing next month.Mike Hammer Toss--Muscle men...