Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1984
You know," said the horny female regular at the neighborhood tavern as she slipped in next to a male drinker at the bar, "I have an itchy pussy.""That's really quite interesting," responded the fellow, "but I don't know a damn thing about those Japanese cars."A high-priced West Coast legal eagle recently got a female client acquitted of stabbing her husband with a letter opener. He successfully contended that she had mistaken the victim for a piece of junk mail...
