Dirty Duck

November, 1984

This is a pretty soft gig, I must admit, hosting fantastic island in a pair of rented tuxedos.I'm sure glad I answered that ad in "the village voice."Oh, Mr. Duck, you saved my marriage! How can I ever thank you?Just pay your bill. Heh, heh.Oh, Mr. Duck, I never had an orgasm till I came here! How can I ever thank you?Stick around, I'll think of something.Hey, thanks, Mr. Duck! Five cheerleaders-that was too much!Don't mention it.Say, what's the matter with you, anyway, weevil? You act...