Moonshine Mcjugs

November, 1984

Thet sho' is a fancy dawg, ma'am!Poor Fifi and I ran out of gas, down the road.They's no Gaz Station fer miles, ma'am.But we kin give y' some outa th' Dodge.Fifi!Don' yo' worry none. Ol' Pudd, he'll entertain 'er while we gits th' gaz.Eeeek!! Fifi is being violated by that Mutt!!Ol' Pudd, he look slow, but w' romance, he's th' fastest houn' dawg in pork hollar!Flem! Fetch a pail o' water an' throw it onta th' critters!Stop! Rape!! It's chasing Fifi into the barn!Ah hears 'em bangin' away right b...