Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1984

I'm sorry to have to tell you, young man," said the physician, "that you've contracted AIDS. I'm required to report that, along with the names of your past one hundred sex partners.""Are you kidding, doc?" squealed the patient hysterically. "Do you think I've got eyes in the back of my head?"Your ridiculous claim that this artificial female organ is every bit as satisfying as the real thing," the disputatious customer snapped at the salesclerk in a sex-aid...