Ribald Classic: Parlous Parody
November, 1984
The Old-Fashioned BucketHow dear to my heart is the old-fashioned harlotWhen fond recollection presents her to view.The madam, the whorehouse and beer by the carlot--Forget not the joy of the old-fashioned screw.You may talk as you like of these new innovationsImported from France and of which I've heard tell.But give me the natural carnal sensationsOf the old-fashioned harlot whose surname was Belle.How dear to my heart was the old-fashioned harlot,As she lay, legs outstretched, on her sumptuou...
