Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1987

The bank robbers arrived just before closing and ordered everyone to disrobe and lie face down behind the counter. One nervous employee pulled off her clothes and lay face up on the floor. "Turn over, Cindy," whispered the girl lying beside her. "This is a stick-up, not an office party."On the eve of the couple's 15th wedding anniversary, the wife was bragging about her still-slim figure. "You know, honey," she said, "I can still get into the skirts I had befor...