Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1988

The Scottish sergeant major walked into the local pharmacy in full military dress. As the chemist approached, he pulled a torn and tattered piece of paper from his sporran and carefully unfolded it to reveal a perforated, used condom."How much for a new one?" the soldier asked."One pound 50.""How much to have this one repaired?""One pound ten.""I'll be back tomorrow," the sergeant major said as he refolded the paper and carefully returned it to h...