Why I Hate Marilyn

April, 1988

Am I the only person on earth who doesn't love Marilyn Monroe? I know I'm supposed to, because she's dead and was beautiful and tragic. But she was the embodiment (sorry) of everything I hate about how men regard women.In every movie, she played a lame-brain. Men constantly slavered in her presence, but she never noticed, because she was too busy playing paddle ball and jiggling her breasts or thinking someone was a woman when he was actually a man with a giant hard-on. She was fresh, she was de...