Leotard Sniffing
February, 1991
Who knows? The nose knows. Let's own up to it, men. For us, there is a Nasal Law of Nature. Surely, you recognize that I am speaking a great truth--a truth that we have been reluctant to share with our women.Let me ask you a question, men: Have you ever admitted to any woman how promiscuous your nose is? And have you ever volunteered to stop smelling and sniffing that wonderful perfumed air that sometimes surrounds you, O fellow odor eater? Nasal chastity, you might call it. You interested in it...
