Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1991

The network executive impatiently tapped a pencil as the producer tried to sell him the idea for a TV special."I got Sondheim to compose the music," the producer said."Stephen?""No, Maury Sondheim. Bright kid from UCLA. He's written a couple of jingles. And I got Coppola for director.""Francis Ford?""No, Ernie Coppola. He's young, but you'll like him. And for the singer, I got Goulet.""Robert?""Yeah.""Oh, shit."Three...