You Get What You Expect

February, 1991

Here's what men are like: Men make you believe that if you were just a little prettier, a little thinner, a little less mentally ill, maybe not so pushy, they'd marry you tomorrow. Men make you feel as if you don't quite measure up.Men have a good sense of humor but low self-esteem. Men have horribly complicated relationships with their mothers that they refuse to discuss or understand.Men are tall, skinny, pale, dark-haired and wear goofy Italian loafers."You are insane," said Rita. &...