Madonna, Inc.: The Annual Report
January, 1992
To our shareholders, lawyers, male dancers, media pawns and backup singers:Fiscal 1991 was another dynamic growth year for Madonna, Inc., a colossus of the superstar entertainment industry, and the only segment of the U.S. economy that remains profitable.Overcoming a midyear slump, when the company's supply of talent was unexpectedly depleted, quick-thinking Big M engineers substituted vast quantities of cheap and plentiful ambition, providing a new surge of ego to overcome the crisis.As a resul...
