My Day With Hans And Franz

January, 1992

I could not believe my luck. There they were, pumping iron as I walked into the weight room for my workout—Hans and Franz, the heroes of Saturday Night Live."Wow!" I said, "Hans and Franz! Good to meet you guys. I'm Asa Baber.""Go away, girly-man," they said sharply. Hans was spotting Franz on the bench press."Me? A girly-man?" I asked. "Hey, I write the Men column for Playboy. You can't get any more macho than that.""Go away, girly-man, bef...