Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1992

After submitting to X rays, electrocardiograms and blood tests, the anxious patient waited for the doctor's opinion. "Howard," the physician began, "I have good news and bad news.""What's the good news?""My son has been accepted to the Harvard School of Medicine.""And the bad news?""You're going to pay for it."What would you call it if President Bush had one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.Grafitti spotted on the wall of...