The Lady Killers

January, 1992

I have this new job: Five days a week, during business hours, I fight about whether or not women should be called ladies."But why does John have to say 'Hello, ladies'?" I scream at Marco as if my life depended on it."Look," Marco says, ready to strangle me, "for four years John has called them ladies! That's what he says, goddamn it!"Marco and I work on a sitcom called Dear John. You know, the one with Judd Hirsch. The guys who work there are getting tired of the &...