Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1993

The old guy was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The prosecutor asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine from the defendant?""No, sir," answered the man."Did you ever get any from his wife?""No, sir.""Did you ever get any from his daughters?""Excuse me, sir," the witness said, "are we still talking about cocaine?"Heard about the new status symbol for the Nineties? A job.We were sorry to hear that...

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