Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1993

Say, Branch, I hear you got hitched last week," one tough cowboy said to another as they met in a Montana saloon. "How did the honeymoon go?""Pretty good," Branch replied. "The first night, I undressed myself real slow in front of her so she wouldn't think I was a coward. Then I gave her a good talking to so she wouldn't think I was afraid of her. And at the end," he continued, "I satisfied myself so she wouldn't think I needed her."Why is a laundroma...