How To Find The Perfect Mate

February, 1994

How to Find the Perfect MateLots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.But did you know that I also have another life as a matchmaker? I swear. Every day I go to work and become a yenta, trying to bring together lonely souls desperate for love.OK, it's true that half of these souls are orphaned dogs in a rescue kennel, which is somewhat different from a person you want to have sex with. But not that different....

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