Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1994

Say, Al,'' one club member asked another, ''how come Rick's not your doubles partner anymore?''''Would you be a partner with a guy who's always late, never repays loans, blames you for every loss and tries to screw both your wife and your daughter?''''Of course not.''''Well, neither would Rick.''A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips, he looked up at the screen and mumbled, ''Now there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen....