A Man's Guide To Tv Talk Shows
August, 1994
If your Girlfriend says "We have to talk," and you know she just watched Oprah, proceed with caution. Sure, Oprah sometimes does a light show, but she also practically invented the word empowerment. Chances are you're about to get dressed down as a bad-smelling, bed-hogging, money-wasting, two-timing bozo who doesn't deserve to be trusted.Any woman who watches talk shows, whether it's Oprah or Ricki Lake or Montel, has become a walking polygraph machine. She also brings back higher int...