An Ass, Clearly
August, 1994
Murders, rapes and drug abuse have taken their toll on Florida's tourism, so towns and counties have started a crusade to curtail crime. Not oblivious to this, Florida is cracking down on dangerous acts wherever and however they may appear. How? For one, by banning thong bikinis. But before they can be outlawed, the law must describe just what they reveal. Here's an example:"The area at the rear of the human body (sometimes referred to as the gluteus maximus) that lies between two imaginary...
