Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1994
An antelope and a lion took a booth in a roadside diner. When the waiter came over, the antelope said, "I'd like a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes, please.""What will your friend have?""Nothing for him.""Isn't he hungry?""Idiot!" the antelope exclaimed in disbelief. "If he were hungry, would I be sitting here?"What's safe sex to a politician? No press.I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counse...
