Nipple Phobia

January, 1995

Everywhere you look today there are missing nipples. It seems there is a campaign afoot (or is it abreast?) to rid America's women of nipples--at least in representation, if not in fact. In the name of decency, photographs are retouched to make chests as plain and uniform as white bread. Normal, God-given nipples are airbrushed out of sight and out of mind, Scitexed into never-never land, lest they offend an increasingly nipple-fearing populace.A chic New York clothing store recently received th...