Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1995

George's wife was furious at him for coming home drunk two nights in a row. "Lips that touch liquor," she warned him, "will never touch mine."The man remained uncharacteristically silent for several minutes. Finally, her patience exhausted, his wife asked, "Well, what are you thinking about?""I'm trying to decide," he replied, "between 12-year-old scotch and 52-year-old lips."Bumper sticker spotted in D.C.: If Clinton is the answer, It was a stup...