Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1995

Hey, man, you look terrible," Brad remarked to his friend Pete. "What's up?""Two months ago my aunt Betty died--and left me $20,000," Pete replied."Sorry to hear of your loss. Is that why you're bummed out?"Pete shook his head. "Last month my grandfather died--and left me $50,000.""Two deaths in two months," Brad said. "That's tough.""But this month," Pete sighed, "nothing."A bumper sticker spotted in Los Angele...