The Playboy Advisor

February, 1995

For months I've tried unsuccessfully to break up with my girlfriend. My brother told me he once ended an unwanted relationship by throwing the woman on his bed, ravishing her, then callously tossing her out. Trying my brother's technique, I invited my girlfriend over. I've never been so rough with a woman or so mean to her afterward. The scheme failed miserably. Early the next morning she was on the phone telling me what a wonderful time she'd had the night before. When I'm nice to her she phone...