Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1995

Two attractive roommates, aged 21 and 25, were amazed that their 61-year-old neighbor went out on dates night after night while they sat at home watching television. One finally asked the older woman how she accounted for her popularity."Well, hon, when I was 21, I gave it away. When I was 25, I sold it. And now, at 61," she explained, "I offer rebates."How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one--but it takes the entire emergency-room staff to get it ba...