Coffeehouse Etiquette
June, 1995
You don't want to look like a jerk, barging into that place with weird art on the walls and ordering a cup of plain coffee. It just isn't done. You want to show that you are a 21st century man. So you make it fancy.You order items like caffé mocha or latte or espresso or cappuccino or misto grande. You remember to ask the waiter for a glass of water, too. And no, you don't break the rules and ask for an All-American trucker's meal of steak, eggs and hash browns with ketchup and A.I. sauce. That'...
