Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1995

Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered, "undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning.""Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hollos?"What do you call a clairvoyant's lover? A seersucker.The department's new boss was a beautiful, Harvard-educated young woman. Well into the festivitie...