Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1995

Gary matched Dan drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was troubling him. Gentle prodding was ignored until finally, after downing the sixth, Dan blurted out, "OK, it's your wife.""My wife?" his friend demanded. "What about my wife?""I think she's cheating on us."What's the definition of a loser? A guy who goes to family reunions to meet girls.Two mountain-bred GIs were wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by. "He...

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