Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1995
A man ordered four expensive 30-year-old single malts and had the bartender line them up in front of him. Then, without pausing, he downed each one."Whew," the barkeep remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry.""You would be too if you had what I have.""What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked."Fifty cents."How do prostitutes go to college? On the Hugh Grant, of course.While scavenging behind a toaster, a mouse bumped into an old acquain...
