Meat On A Hook

June, 1996

What man does not tremble with fear as the month of June begins? Winter is well behind us, the girls look glorious in their thong bikinis and male horniness knows no bounds. So why are men afraid of June? For starters, take a look at those movies called Father of the Bride (parts I and II) and you will see what haunts us.June is the busiest month for weddings, which means that June is symbolic of the feminine conspiracy that has entombed more men than all the plagues and wars in history. When it...