Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 1996
A truck driver was speeding down a country road when he struck and killed a rooster. He stopped, walked to the adjacent farm and knocked on the door. A dour-looking woman answered."Ma'am," the contrite driver said, "I would like to replace your rooster.""Suit yourself," she said. "The chickens are out back."What's the best thing about a blow job? The five minutes of silence.Playboy Classic: A young married couple experienced serious financial reverses and...
