Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1997

Sara," said the husband, "I just got a letter from the IRS. How should I dress for my meeting? In my Armani suit or in my jeans?""Jacob," his wife replied, "I'm going to tell you the same thing that my mother told me when I asked her whether I should wear pajamas or my sexy black negligee on our honeymoon. She said, 'Sara, it doesn't matter how you dress. You'll get fucked either way."'What's the politically correct term for a lesbian? A vagitarian.Playboy clas...