The Art Of The Donald
May, 1997
Stately, plump Donald J. Trump drapes his right arm over the back of a wicker sofa, balancing his breakfast at arm's length on a white plate. Stacked on the plate are a dozen strips of fried bacon. Just bacon. It's part of this diet. The greatest diet. All protein. The best. He reaches with his left hand across his body to the plate, picks off a stiff piece with two famously stubby fingers, steers it to his famously curled lips and chomps off the end.In a sense this is the anti-Marla diet, in th...
