Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1997

On the first day of school, the college dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules. ''The women's dormitory is off-limits to male students and the men's dormitory is off-limits to female students,'' he intoned. ''Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second time and $180 the third time. Does anyone have any questions?''A male student raised his hand. ''How much for a season pass?''Playboy Classic: A flea had oiled up his little fle...