Hamlet As Told On The Street
January, 1998
Now Francisco and Bernardo, they was guardin' the castle,Leanin' on their spears, not lookin' for no hassle,Havin' themselves a brew or two,When out in the night they hear wooo-wooo-wooo.And here comes this ghost, lookin' ragged and rank,In a rusty suit of armor, goin' clank, clank, clank.They say, "Hey, Mr. Ghost, are you our dear departed king?"But the ghost don't say one motherfuckin' thing.He goes, "Wooo-wooo-wooo." They say, "Hey, we better split,And go tell Hamlet...
