Internet-A-Go-Go

January, 1998

Wake up. Stumble to fancy coffee-maker, which not only has the time but grinds beans. No coffee. At all. Forgot to set timer. Push button. Coffee beans hit me in eye. Close cover. Make coffee. Drink. Go immediately to computer and log on the Internet:"Live Nude Girls! Live Video Sex! See naked sluts and whores in our cybersex brothel! Sexy girls with big tits, asses, shaved cunts! Girls with big breasts suck dick, eat come, fuck, masturbate, give blow jobs, use dildos and sex toys! Plus Les...