The Good Parts

February, 1998

The Catcher in the RyeHalf the time, when I'm horsing around with a girl, I have a hell of a lot of trouble just finding what I'm looking for, for God's sake, if you know what I mean. Take this girl that I just missed having sexual intercourse with, that I told you about. It took me about an hour to just get her goddamn brassiere off. By the time I did get it off, she was about ready to spit in my eye.""Ya got a watch on ya?" she asked me again, and then she stood up and pulled he...