Guys Are Good

April, 1998

Men are under assault. A recent stroll past the newsstand showed an avalanche of whining, nagging titles. Ten Things That Men Don't Get About Women. Ten Secrets of Incredibly Ineffective Lovers. Dumb Things Men Do to Spoil the Mood.We got to thinking, Hey, if it weren't for the way men are, there would be no sex at all. Here's a quick list of sterling virtues, right off the top of our head.We come. Easily. Reliably. Every time. Can you imagine the level of sexual activity if no one came? If it w...