Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1998

At the height of happy hour, a man stood up and shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!""Hey! I resent that!" a guy at the end of the bar hollered back."Why?" the first man asked. "Are you a lawyer?""No! I'm an asshole."T-shirt seen at a bar on Martha's Vineyard: "I blew the president and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."A businessman came home hoping to unwind after a rough day at work. Following a relaxing dinner and a few glasses of wi...