Cruiser

February, 1999

He's a male Dog, all Right... Look at him Mark his Territory.Every Few Steps it's like: "That's mine... that's mine... That's mine!"What is it about you Men? So Materialistic! So Territorial! So Male!Men aren't happy until they put their mark on Something.Hey, hey, hey! Listen, men are Not All just dogs Marking Territory. I'm Not!I can be Selfless! I can be Giving! I gave you my Jacket, Didn't I?Yes ... Thanks, Cruiser.

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