Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1999

A government employee was cleaning out a filing cabinet when he came across an old brass lamp. While he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. ''I'd love an ice-cold beer right now!'' Poof, a beer appeared.Now that he was thinking more clearly, the man said, ''I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful nymphomaniacs.'' Poof, he was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.''Oh, man, this is really the life,'' the guy sighed. ''I wish I would never have...