Alpha Beta Delta Zeta
March, 2000
Several of today's presidential candidates have been paying me a nonnegotiable consulting fee of $60,000 a month to advise them on their status as men. Because I am recognized worldwide as the ultimate authority on manhood, each candidate has chosen me to assess his MQ (masculinity quotient) and determine how it can be beefed up for the American public.I appreciate the soft currency these gentlemen are throwing at me, and it is difficult to walk away from $300,000 a month (at last count). But th...
