Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 2000

I've been ravished by a lawyer," the woman told the desk sergeant."What's his name?" the cop asked."I don't know," she replied."Where does he work?""I don't know.""Have you ever encountered this man before today?""No, I haven't.""Ma'am," the baffled cop said, "then how do you know he's a lawyer?""Because he wore an expensive three-piece suit, drove a German sedan, had a leather briefcase and," she emph...