Dirty Duck

August, 2000

Sidewalk cafés aren't what they used to be, weevil... They actually expect you to leave and pay the bill.Nobody knows how to relax anymore... everything is Rush-Rush-Rush.Come to think of it, we better rush in here until this blows over.There you are! I've been waiting all afternoon for you to show up. This is the first time I'm getting a Tattoo am I'm very nervous!Not to worry, Toots...My Partner here is a licensed cockamamie artist in 50 states including Cuba.Awesome!!Now, remember all I want...