Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 2000
Your Honor, I'm 86 years of age," the old woman testified. "So there I was, sitting on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man came up and sat beside me. He started to rub my thigh and it felt good, so I didn't stop him. Then he began to rub my breasts. Why, I haven't felt that good in years, so I just spread my old legs and said, 'Take me, young man, take me!' And that's when he yelled, 'April fool!' That, Your Honor, is when I shot the son of a bitch!"Why did t...
