Playboy After Hours
September, 2000
Mount NaomiThe Spanish government bankrolled a travel brochure that described the slopes of one mountain near Madrid as "black, svelte, hard and slippy, like Naomi Campbell's loins." The guide, which was removed from circulation shortly after publication, also explained why mountain climbers rarely choose to scale the same alp twice. "With mountains the same thing happens as does with women, that the desire they provoke is inversely proportional to the number of times you've got o...
